Q: What is the difference between a duck? 
A: One of its legs are both the same.

A book may be amusing with numerous errors, or it may be very dull without a single absurdity.   
Oliver Goldsmith

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not.    
Epicurus

Everything starts with cement.  
	Saidi Ramli

you can be in my dream if i  can be in your dream.  
	Bob Dylan

A superior person, in regard to what they do not know, shows a cautious reserve.     

Confucious

Naturally, the common people do not want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country. It works the same in every country.
Hermann Goering

I don't mind drowning, but the water is so cold.  
	
Clara Smith

I can think of nothing more gallant, even though again and again we fail, than attempting to get at the facts; attempting to tell things as they really are. For at least reality, though never fully attained, can be defined. Reality is that which, when you don't believe in it, doesn't go away.  
	Peter Viereck

Reality is that which, when you don't believe in it, doesn't go away.   
	Peter Viereck

Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again.   
	Andre Gide

Dare to look at everything around you without fear and without formula and it won't be long before you see.    
	
Anthony de Mello

Seeing  is  forgetting  the  name  
of  the  thing one  sees.  
	Robert Irwin

Freedom is just another word for love.   
	Anthony de Mello

If you're going to be a whore, be a high-priced whore.   	
Don Siegel

World is crazier and more of it than we think,
Incorrigibly plural. I peel and portion
A tangerine and spit the pips and feel
The drunkenness of things being various. 
	Louis MacNeice